Saturday, March 24, 2012

Peace Tea.

The Tea. Actually some pretty good stuff. One of the minute successes of Hippies.

The Message.

The Whore.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

You Didn't Read This in History Lessons did You?

    George Fitzhugh, Left Wing radical, lived during the late 1800's. A lover of Socialism, he wrote many interesting ideas, including the reason why slavery is so good for America, and crap like that. His reasoning is, "Slaves are free from decisions (their master makes those) whereas factory workers must make decisions for themselves, what they should buy, what they should wear, what they would do the next day, etc." He also states, "Marriage, Parenting, and property ownership of any kind are just different forms of slavery." Aha! So this is the reasoning behind abortion. I get it.
    So who gets to be the master? Obviously the white guys! DUH! No, this is just another way of saying whites are the Supreme Being, and blacks (oops did I just say the B word) are the Lesser Beings. Another quote from this cook of kook, "Liberty is an evil which Government is intended to correct." Hm. Sounds Liberal/Socialist to me. Big Government, No Freedom. Modern Liberals disguise this behind protection from evils like terrorism. But wait, don't Liberals not believe in Evil? Quote from the Big O, "I personally don't believe in evil." Good, then we don't need protection! Another fun fact about George Fitzugh, he wrote a book named Sociology for the South. And guess who embraced this guy. All of the slave-holders in the South. And guess who think the same. Marxists, Liberals, and Socialists. Have I made my point? Or do I need to post a picture of this guy?
" I'm a Kook!"
- The Dead Red Conservative

Monday, January 9, 2012

I Have Been Humbled...


Liberal Media
Out of nowhere came Rick Santorum. Almost taking Iowa out of Mitt Romney's slimy hands (by 8 votes). Don't worry though, the Liberal Media will soon find that he probably raped somebody, or took government funds, or wasn't born in the U.S. oops, that's Obama. Or maybe he started his political career in Bill Ayers' living room. Oh wait, that's the Big O too? Oh well, they'll come up with something. They'll mock his daughter, or the fact that he has moral standards. It will turn out to be a Sarah Palin 2.
Point 1. Agree or Die.
Point 2. We will not tolerate the intolerant.
Sports Media
The Eastern Sports media loves nothing better then to hype up on the Ravens, Steelers, Packers, and Patriots with no regard to the amazing season that the 49ers are having. No mention of the incredible defensive game that they have. The 9ers set a record for not allowing a single rushing TD in 14 games, not a headline mentioned it. Maybe once they beat the Saints will pick up on this teams never say never spirit. Maybe.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

He Might Just Do It...

The Big Obama has a shot at a second term as president. But so far as we know he doesn't have a campaign slogan. I thought we could help him out a bit with a few of our own.
1. "Change 2.0"
2. "Change, Hope, Still Pending"
3. "REELECT a black president"
4. "Yes I Did"
5. "Let's kick A** in the polls"
Or new bumper stickers anyone?


I wouldn't mind having this guy...

Campaign signs?!

I'm sure something will get him in... our tax dollars.

- The Dead Red Conservative

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Just for Starters (which I am)

    Now you all shouted out with glee when you heard the news that Osama Bin Laden was dead, and all you in St. Louis most likely went into a coma after Freese hit the game winner in the 6th game, but what did you do when you learned I had a blog? Oh don't worry I can already imagine your reaction.
    My brother Jonathan also has a blog, by the way, in which he displays his pictures to the world. My dear mother has two blogs one for the fam, and one for my beautiful chromosome-enhanced sister. My sister, Mackenzie, has an incredible talent with the camera, and therefore she posts these incredible masterpieces to her blog. And last but definitely not least, my dear friend Innonimatus. His blog features the hilarity of politics, of late it's been about Obama's ears and Hillary's clothing style. The lists of the blogs are down at the bottom of this blog.
And now for two of my favorite human's in history.
"Look into the horizon."

Stupid Hippies took this great gesture and turned in peace (a.k.a. defeat)